High Security Jokes

They’re likely to make them highly scalable.

They couldn’t get their code breaker to work for the back door, so, in a last desperate attempt to short circuit the security, one of them peed on the access panel.

It began smoking, a couple sparks flew, and boom, the back door clicked open.

They looked at each other, impressed and r... read more

A man is locked up in a high security prison where you are locked in a cell all day with only a single cellmate. That night he hears the other prisoners yelling and laughing. One prisoner would yell a number, and the rest of the prisoners would laugh. The next morning the man asks his cellmate abou... read more

Whoops, sorry, it escaped me.

1. No cash.
2. Out of service.

Wonton-amo Bay

A vertically challenged man, who just escaped from a high security prison, and can communicate with the dead?



A small Medium at Large

The US Air Force has a high security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51"

One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated.

The pilot's story was that - he took off from Vegas, got lost and sp... read more