An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of s...
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polack...
An Irishman, an Italian and a Polack are on death row, awaiting electrocution. The warden takes the first man, and asks him if he has any last words. He says, 'I'm innocent. Perhaps years from now, evidence will show I"m telling the truth'. The warden says, 'Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what t...
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A manager of a small restaurant just discovered that someone in their town tested positive for COVID-19
The manager calls a meeting of his three employees--an Italian, a Scottsman, and a Japanese man.
The manager says to the Italian, "Sanitize everything in the kitchen!"
The manager then says to the Scottsman, "Make new to-go flyers! All our new dishes need to be on there!"