Hard candy

At the horse races, the inspector observes that a coach is giving something to one of the horses.
Inspector:
- What is this pill?!
- This is just some hard candy. I eat them, and this horse likes them as well. Want to try?
- Well, why not...
Before the start of the race the coach tell...

After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough...

I've finally realized it's for suckers.

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What do you call off-brand Viagra?

Hard candy

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