At the horse races, the inspector observes that a coach is giving something to one of the horses. Inspector: - What is this pill?! - This is just some hard candy. I eat them, and this horse likes them as well. Want to try? - Well, why not... Before the start of the race the coach tell...
After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough...
I've finally realized it's for suckers.
In other news
Inspired by Colin Mochrie's 6:00 News on Who's Line, I tried to come up with my own.
We now return you to your 6:00 news. I'm your host, Armand Dangerous. Earlier today, a man who lost a digit to his foot after a grievous skiing accident underwent a groundbreaking surgery where he requested t...
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What do you call off-brand Viagra?