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Half Moon Jokes

I am half Spiderman, half batman and half moon knight...

\- Poor
\- With no powers
\- With mental disorders

I asked someone in the street: is that half moon a first quarter or a third quarter?

He replied: Sorry, I'm a tourist here, I don't know this sky.

Buying a stairway to heaven

A priest dies and finds himself in a long line for the pearly gates. To his right he notices another line processing souls much faster than his line. Every once in a while a lawyer or IRS agent passes him in the line to his right. After what seems like an eternity he gets to the front of his line an...

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