Hair Lip Jokes

Had not had a date in years, since before he lost his eye. One day he meets a woman who had a terrible hair lip. After they had talked for a while he decides to ask her out. She was so excited that he had asked her out she exclaimed
Would I, would I! Before she could finish her answer he shot ba... read more

I was at my homecoming dance when I noticed a kid in the corner looking miserable. Feeling bad, I went over there and asked him what was wrong? He responded that no one would ever want to dance with him because of his wooden eye.

Upon hearing this, I made it my mission to find the boy a d... read more

The doctor explained to him that he could get a fake eye to replace the real one. So the man agrees and chooses the least expensive. A wooden eye.   Some months pass and the mans friends come over to visit him. They are very worried because he has not been out of the house for months. They tell him ... read more

It's time for the annual school dance, and this boy with a wooden eye is having problems getting a date. After being rejected by multiple girls, he settles on one girl that also has an impaired physical appearance, except she has a deformed top lip of her mouth.

She says yes and when the scho... read more