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Gru Jokes

What is Gru’s favorite steak?

Filet Minion…

What do Gru in Despicable Me call his steaks?

Filet Minons!

If you dress up a pug like gru from despicable me

You get a group hug.

What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?

I'm in love with the shape of Gru

What are the chances of Gru’s henchmen having a singular eye?

One in a minion

what is a minions favourite car?

...a gru-gatti

I used to hate the minions in Despicable Me.

But they Gru on me.

What do Lucy from the Despicable Me franchise and a somebody playing Zork have in common?

They were both eaten by a Gru

How did the the Minions become president?

They staged a Gru d'etat

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'...

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