What do Gru in Despicable Me call his steaks?

Filet Minons!

What do Lucy from the Despicable Me franchise and a somebody playing Zork have in common?

They were both eaten by a Gru

If you dress up a pug like gru from despicable me

You get a group hug.

I used to hate the minions in Despicable Me.

But they Gru on me.

What did the Minion do to make himself more like his dad?

He Gru!

Credit to my niece who told me this while I was home visiting

How did the the Minions become president?

They staged a Gru d'etat

Why is Despicable Me’s protagonist so tall?

He Gru

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'...

What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?

I'm in love with the shape of Gru

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