Gru Jokes - 10 Hilarious Gru Jokes

What is Gru’s favorite steak?

Filet Minion…

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What do Gru in Despicable Me call his steaks?

Filet Minons!

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If you dress up a pug like gru from despicable me

You get a group hug.

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What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time?

I'm in love with the shape of Gru

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What are the chances of Gru’s henchmen having a singular eye?

One in a minion

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what is a minions favourite car?

...a gru-gatti

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I used to hate the minions in Despicable Me.

But they Gru on me.

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What do Lucy from the Despicable Me franchise and a somebody playing Zork have in common?

They were both eaten by a Gru

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How did the the Minions become president?

They staged a Gru d'etat

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An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I'...

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