Canterbury Jokes - 7 Hilarious Canterbury Jokes

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"This term," said the English teacher, "we will be studying 'The Canterbury Tales' "

"But," she added, "to anticipate a question I get every year -- this will not include *The Nun's Priest's Tale*"

"Why not?" asked one of the pupils. The teacher's features shaped themselves into an expression of sour disapproval.

"Because," she answered, "*The Nun's Priest's Tale* is l...

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Isn't that the Archbishop of Canterbury?

Bill and Ted are travelling by train and Bill looks up and says to Ted, "Hey, that guy at the other end of the carriage looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury?"

Ted blinks and says, "Nah, couldn't be him," and Bill says "I'm sure it is. I'm going to go and ask him."

So Bill goes up an...

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A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning …

when his wife asked "What have you got there?"

Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."

Prince William and the Archbishop of Canterbury are playing checkers...

William makes his move, when over the radio they hear that the Queen has died. The Archbishop says to William "I'm so sorry for your loss." to which William says "King me."

A strange sight was seen in the Skies of Medieval Canterbury

It was a flying Chaucer!

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK po...

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were in Rome.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were in Rome one day when the see a priest running around in panic. They approach him an asked what's wrong when he says "Mama Mia! It's a tha Pope! He's a dead!!" Then he goes quiet, still panicking with his finger on his lips saying "please, please don't a say ...

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