What do the game over screen in the Legend of Zelda and disgruntled redditors have in common?

Link is dead

There's this new guy on my bowling team. His name is Frank, and he's a really nice guy and an excellent bowler, but there's just one thing about him.

At the end of every game, Frank says, "Next game, I might be five minutes late." The rest of us guys find it really annoying. He almost always shows up right on time, but still, he always says, "Next game, I might be five minutes late."

One day we decided that we wanted to find out why he alw...

Dumb kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the...

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A squad of spermatozoids is swimming.

Their leader is foul-mouthed, but inspirational.

"Keep moving! That fucker can't be far!"

"This is what we trained for! Alicia knew we can't make it all. 'Bitch is dead, now move!"

"We'll take time to pray for the dead once we secure the fucking objective!"

After many hou...

Never lie to a smart woman

Man on phone:
"Honey I have been asked to go golfing in China with my boss for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion.
So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, and my Golf bag.
We are leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my thi...

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IQ Test

I went to a restaurant once that had a game in the lobby you could play. The sign said "Test Your IQ: 25 cents!" While I waited for my table I decided to give it a try. I put my quarter in and on the screen it said press A or B. There were two buttons there so I decided to press A. The screen then s...

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Fart your guts out

There was a husband and a wife. As they grew older, the husband would let out the nastiest farts in the world, and the wife grew sick of it. One Thanksgiving, she couldn't cook or even look at the food, because his farts were so terrible that she'd want to throw up.

She asked him, "How can y...

Snake walks into a bar.

Game over

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