Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much better if...

Every fifth caller was a winner.

I'm absolutely heartbroken. My Girlfriend has broken up with me over my chronic gambling addiction..

.. Desperate to win Her back.

+how's your gambling addiction going?

\-i don't know but i bet is fine.

My wife just left me because of my gambling addiction...

I wonder what the odd are for me winning her back.

my friend told me that im probably going to have a gambling addiction

i told him:
"how much are you willing to bet on that"

A guy with a gambling addiction walks into a butchers

He goes to the butcher - "I bet you $500 you can't get the meat down from the top shelf without a ladder"

The butcher says "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high"

A small man admitted himself to rehab with a gambling addiction

It’s ok. He’s a little better.

They say one out of every seven friends has a gambling addiction.

My money is on Jimmy.

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Me: Can you help me get over my gambling addiction?

Therapist: You bet.

Me: Yes, that’s why I asked.

I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.

Maybe I should quit while I’m a head

“Your gambling addiction is getting out of hand”

"I bet you $50 it isn’t mate"

Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction?

Because he loves Tibet.

The government say they're going to tackle gambling addiction.

Bet you a tenner they don't.

My gambling addiction must be getting out of hand because I've just lost my wife in a game of poker...

She said "How could you do such a thing, losing your wife in a stupid card game!?"

I replied, "Sorry honey, it was very hard for me at the time."

She said, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "Well, it wasn't easy, folding when I had four aces."

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

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A man was sitting at the bar when he walked over to the bartender...

He asked the bartender, "Hey, how about one on the house for your ol' pal?"

The bartender replied, "No can do, sir. You have to pay money to drink here."

The man, crestfallen, tries a different strategy. "How about a bet?"

The bartender's crippling gambling addiction took over, ...

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