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Gambling Addiction Jokes

My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction.

But I know I can win her back.

Gambling addiction.

My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with Horse Racing.

I'm looking out the window at them now........... and they're off.....

What you call someone who works diligently on their gambling addiction?

An over/underachiever.

A guy with a gambling addiction walks into a butchers

He goes to the butcher - "I bet you $500 you can't get the meat down from the top shelf without a ladder"

The butcher says "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high"

A small man admitted himself to rehab with a gambling addiction

It’s ok. He’s a little better.

Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much better if...

Every fifth caller was a winner.

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Me: Can you help me get over my gambling addiction?

Therapist: You bet.

Me: Yes, that’s why I asked.

I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.

Maybe I should quit while I’m a head

+how's your gambling addiction going?

\-i don't know but i bet is fine.

My wife just left me because of my gambling addiction...

I wonder what the odd are for me winning her back.

They say one out of every seven friends has a gambling addiction.

My money is on Jimmy.

Why is the Dalai Lama suffering from a gambling addiction?

Because he loves Tibet.

“Your gambling addiction is getting out of hand”

"I bet you $50 it isn’t mate"

my friend told me that im probably going to have a gambling addiction

i told him:
"how much are you willing to bet on that"

The government say they're going to tackle gambling addiction.

Bet you a tenner they don't.

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

My gambling addiction must be getting out of hand because I've just lost my wife in a game of poker...

She said "How could you do such a thing, losing your wife in a stupid card game!?"

I replied, "Sorry honey, it was very hard for me at the time."

She said, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "Well, it wasn't easy, folding when I had four aces."

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