Fitness Instructor Jokes - 6 Hilarious Fitness Instructor Jokes

Cardi B has a sister that's a fitness instructor.

Her name is Cardi O

My fitness instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising.

I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing.

Ever heard of the priest who moonlights as a fitness instructor?

He exercises demons.

My fitness instructor asked me how flexible I was...

So I told him I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays.

Best exercise to lose a few pounds...

So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the "Brexit".

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A man was talking to his therapist about finding the right woman. A man was sitting in his therapist’s office telling him about how he finally managed to find the right woman, after a whopping 3 divorces.

He says, “well the first wife was quite the fireball and we had good chemistry, but she was a fitness instructor and during sex always yelled ‘HARDER! STRONGER! KEEP UP THAT HEART RATE!’ and at some point I just couldn’t keep up... so we split.”

“Well,” said the therapist, “what about the sec...

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