What do you get when Little Richard calls you up to tell you he's picked up Carmen Miranda, Freddy Mercury, Peter Allen, Divine, Sylvester, Chris Crocker, Elton John, Gil Chesterton, Andy Dick, Wayne Newton, Liberace, and Richard Simmons...and they're on their way?
Tutti Frutti en route-y!
(Wooooooooo!)
What do you get when you combine Richard Simmons with Stephen Hawking?
A fruit and a vegetable.
It is so damn cold outside
I saw richard simmons put on sweatpants
300 lb man decides to lose weight one day.
A 300 lb man decides he is tired of being so fat and wants to lose weight. So he gets on the Internet and finds a program that claims you can lose 10lbs in 2 weeks or your money back.
So he orders the program, and the very next day there is a knock on his door. He opens it up and there is a ...
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