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How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again?

Re-morse code.
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How much cocaine do cryptographers use on the daily?

A few anagrams.
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Two cryptographers walk into a bar

No one knows what they are talking about.
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So my friend gave me a copy of Hamlet...

Instead of letters it had numbers. He also gave me a cryptograph to translate it, but said it might be broken. Now all I can wonder to myself is, " is 2 B or not 2 B"
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normally don't like longer jokes but, this is funny

A US Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

The first evening in port, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy, influential plantation owner (who also happened to be a very generous political donor). It read:

"Dear Ca...

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