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Female Horse Jokes

I have a female Horse who sleeps during the day.

She's such a nightmare!

What do you call a female horse that refuses to work while the sun is up ?

A Nightmare.

I recently bought a female Horse that I was hoping to ride daily, but she only sleeps during the day.

She's turning out to be such a Nightmare.

I have a few female horses, but one of them always starts freaking out while riding at night

She's my worst night mare

If I ever get to own a female horse...

I'm going to name her "Night," this way she'll be my Night mare.

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Dwarf with a speech impediment wants to buy a horse

A dwarf walks into a feed store and starts a conversation with the owner, it comes up that he’s looking to buy a horse. The owner tells him about his friend who owns a horse ranch just outside of town. The owner calls up his friend and says "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He ...

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Misunderstanding

A new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse.

Captain: what’s that horse for?

Soldier: our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.

Captain: ah, ok.

One night, the captain feels an urge, so the soldier brought the ho...

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