Fast And Furious Jokes - 20 Hilarious Fast And Furious Jokes

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Learning about sex by watching porn is like learning to drive by watching Fast and Furious

It's angrier, quicker and much more to do with family than real life.

What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common?

All their Walkers are dead

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So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie..

Fast10: Your Seatbelts.

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The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called....

Fast 10 Your Seat Belt.

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I call my style of sex the fast and furious

I finish too fast and she gets furious.

Vin Diesel wants the next Fast and Furious movie to be a musical.

It’s called “*Jesus Christ, Supercar!*”

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Fast and Furious [NSFW]

I asked my girlfriend to give me road head and we got into an accident.

I guess next time I should be the one driving.

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The Olive Garden should sponsor The Fast and Furious franchise.

Because when you are there, you are Family.

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I heard the next Fast and Furious movie is going to have these fins on the back of the cars....

...Oops, spoilers.

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Why didn’t they ever stop for gas in the Fast and Furious movies?

They had Vin Diesel.

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If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series...

They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.

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I wrote a review for the Fast and Furious movies...

Ok so all of the cars have this little fin on the back and...

Oops, I forgot to warn people, this contains spoilers.

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whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead?

there's no Walker in Fast and Furious

.......RIP Paul

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What is Vin Diesel's lovemaking style?

Pitch Black, Multi-Facial, XXX and Fast and Furious.

Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series

He was burnt out.

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They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia

It's called Tokyo Lyft

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A man walks into a bar and orders 20 shots of tequila...

... The bartender looks toward the door, expecting to see 19 more folks walk through the door. That doesn't happen.

"C'mon, man! I don't have all day!' exclaims the customer.

The bartender dutifully pours out 20 shots of tequila. Just as he's pouring the last one, the customer begins s...

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So how's the sex life?

Two fellows are catching up over a pint. Neither one of them are in the best of shape.

The older fellow says, "Well now that you've been married a few years, how is the sex life?"

The younger fellow says, "The wife calls me Vin Diesel when we are in the sack."

The older fellow...

Misfortune Teller

Three men are traveling the world and happen upon a fortune teller. Once they enter, the fortune teller tells them each to take a seat. Before than can ask her any questions, she tells them that they will each learn how they will die. Intrigued, they decide to stay.

The fortune teller leaves ...

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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.

Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"

Big Catholic ...

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