My in depth research says that 73% people are good at maths
The rest 37% are dumbasses though
Last week I submitted a ten page in depth technical description of my groundbreaking invention to a prestigious journal... but it didn't get published.
They said I should just call a spade a spade.
In chef school, I was given an in depth lesson on cooking young swans.
In no time at all my preparation was so good, it became my signet-ure dish.
Today I made an in depth presentation about ground breaking research on bad effects of the two legged posture in humans
It was well received. In fact they even gave me a standing ovation.
Three Engineers are Discussing God
So, three engineers are sitting around a table at lunch, discussing God.
The first engineer says, "I think God must be a mechanical engineer." and proceeds to explain in depth how only a mechanical engineer could've built the muscle and skeletal system to work so beautifully together. ...
If you like Saturn so much
Then why don’t you become an astrophysicist and engineer, study it in depth, design new craft to fly there and examine the planet, write multiple research papers, give regular talks and become the worlds leading expert on Saturn.
A man is travelling with his wife and mother-in-law in Israel
Sadly, the mother-in-law passes away as they reach their destination. The wife is struck by grief, and so the man takes it upon himself to arrange the funeral. The wife silently hopes that they can bring the remains back to their home-country, but leaves everything in the hands of the husband. <...
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Miracles CAN Occur! NSFW
There's a city with a fierce storm and the flood waters threaten to rise.
A devout man goes outside and prays, "Dear Lord, please save me from this flood!"
A bus rolls up to the man and says, "Get in! I'm taking you to safety!"
The man says, "No. God will provide for me." And t...
Bobby Teem
It's Monday morning, and Bobby Teem has just begun his shift in a cabinet shop.
He takes a board over to the table saw, and just as he starts to make his cut there is a loud snapping sound.
Before he can move, the blade is projected from the saw and cuts into his face, right at eye l...
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