What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Who are the most popular married couple with their own TV fishing program?

Rod and Annette.

What did the fisherman name his daughter?

Annette

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

My girlfriend broke up with me because I kept referencing the song One Night in Bangkok for reasons why I didn't want to take a vacation there.

It's just me now and my Thai trope act without Annette.

What do you call a man and a woman who own a fishing store?

Rod and Annette

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As I settled down on my friend’s couch for the night, he asked me...

“So your wife kicked you out for drinking too much on a fishing trip and sticking your dick in a net?”

“No” I replied sullenly. “Annette”

Alan takes his wife fishing

On a usual trip he catches 10-15 fish. He's gobsmacked when the pair of them manage a haul of over 100! He decided to enter them both into the local fishing competition.

The day of the competition rolls around, and each of the Anglers take it in turns. The first man is a big beefy lad, and he...

What do you call a girl hanging off the back of a fishing boat?

Annette

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

What do you call a woman who is really good at catching fish?

Annette.

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Two women meet over a coffee.

"Ah, Marie, I haven't seen you in years, what's going on in your life?"

"I have met a charming and well-off young man half my age."

"Majestic."

"Indeed. He took me to Paris, we dined in the finest restaurant, bought paintings from the vernissage!"

"Majestic!"

"Once...

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