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Egyptian God Jokes

I just got a job as an Egyptian god.

Now I’m Set for life.

During a history-themed comedy roast night, we couldn't decide whether to roast each other as ancient Roman gods or ancient Egyptian gods.

In the end, we agreed to diss a Greek.

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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Egyptian god?

IT'S RAAAAAAA!

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Whats a Egyptian gods’ favorite food?

Raman

Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods.

It'll be A-new-bus.

What is Lady Gaga’s favorite Egyptian god?

RA RA OOH LA LA

What do you call an Egyptian god who at CS:GO?

A-noob-is.

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The Avengers were on a mission to save the Egyptian god of the sun.

Thanos, with the help of the Reality Stone, turned the god into a baby and usurped his powers. As he was about to kill him, in the nick of time, the Avengers showed up.

Diving forward, Captain America managed to away the baby while Thanos was busy with his monologue. Realizing this, T...
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