Egyptian God Jokes - 10 Hilarious Egyptian God Jokes

During a history-themed comedy roast night, we couldn't decide whether to roast each other as ancient Roman gods or ancient Egyptian gods.

In the end, we agreed to diss a Greek.

I just got a job as an Egyptian god.

Now I’m Set for life.

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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Egyptian god?

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAA!

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Whats a Egyptian gods’ favorite food?

Raman

Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods.

It'll be A-new-bus.

What is Lady Gaga’s favorite Egyptian god?

RA RA OOH LA LA

What do you call an Egyptian god who sucks at CS:GO?

A-noob-is.

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What did one Egyptian god say to the other during sex?

I want you to fuck me RA

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The Avengers were on a mission to save the Egyptian god of the sun.

Thanos, with the help of the Reality Stone, turned the god into a baby and usurped his powers. As he was about to kill him, in the nick of time, the Avengers showed up.

Diving forward, Captain America managed to snatch away the baby while Thanos was busy with his monologue. Realizing this, T...

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