Who is the Egyptian god of surprise?

RA!

I just got a job as an Egyptian god.

Now I’m Set for life.

What do you call an Egyptian god who's bad at videogames?

Anoobis.

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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Egyptian god?

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAA!

Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods.

It'll be A-new-bus.

What do you call an Egyptian god who sucks at CS:GO?

A-noob-is.

Whats a Egyptian gods’ favorite food?

Raman

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The Avengers were on a mission to save the Egyptian god of the sun.

Thanos, with the help of the Reality Stone, turned the god into a baby and usurped his powers. As he was about to kill him, in the nick of time, the Avengers showed up.

Diving forward, Captain America managed to snatch away the baby while Thanos was busy with his monologue. Realizing this, T...

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What did one Egyptian god say to the other during sex?

I want you to fuck me RA

What is Lady Gaga’s favorite Egyptian god?

RA RA OOH LA LA

What is Lady Gaga's favourite Egyptian God?

RA - RA - RA RA RA!

Kinda works better if someone says it to you.

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