Egg Hunt Jokes - 15 Hilarious Egg Hunt Jokes

Why were children passing out at Mike Tyson's egg hunt?

Because he hired an Ether Bunny.

I Was on an Egg Hunt Earlier.

I tried to find them by heading to the far West, but it turns out it was an Easter Egg hunt.

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?

They hid their own eggs.

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I feel like such a failure. This weekend I promised my boys an Easter egg hunt

But the prostitute made me wear a condom.

The kids at the Easter egg hunt were wondering why I was pouring concrete into the eggs.

Then it hit them.

Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?

It was an egg shell lent idea

Do to covid-19 the format of this year's Easter egg hunt has changed.

Instead of trying to find eggs in a garden, everyone will be trying to find eggs in a grocery store.

Arnold Schwarzenegger joined an Easter egg hunt but didn't find any eggs. His secretary asks "Does this mean you hate Easter now?"

He shakes his head and responds:
"I still love Easter baby."

Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt.

Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?

I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit...

...They caught me poaching eggs.

I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt...

...instead I just left without a Peep.

I bet a lot of people are going to be born Jan 12th.

Since everyone is egg hunting right now

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If a man cums inside of a woman today...

Is his sperm Easter egg hunting?

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The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

God decides to tighten the requirements to get into heaven. You must know the real reason to celebrate holidays.

A redhead, brunette and a blonde are at the pearly gates, and St Peter asks them why we celebrate Easter.

The redhead says, "We celebrate Easter by giving chocolate bunnies and going on Easter Egg hunts!" St. Peter says, "Sorry, you can't get into heaven."

The brunette goes, "We celeb...

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