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Dry Skin Jokes

Whats the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

I went to an English pharmacy and asked the guy, “Do you have anything for dry skin?”

Pharmacist: Aloe.

Me: Uhh. Hi. Do you have anything for dry skin?

My friend doesn’t like to talk about her dry skin…

She’d rather just sweep it under the carpet

My wife has really dry skin

My wife has really dry skin so I asked my doctor what I could do about it.
He said, "Give her a milk bath."
I said, "Pasteurized?"
The doctor replied, "No, just up to her knees will do."

What did the chicken farmer’s daughter say to her dry skinned mother?

“Hey you got the eggs, ma?”

Pig medication

What do pigs apply for dry skin? Oinkment.

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