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Dictaphone Jokes

I'm suspicious that my dictaphone is too full...

Though I might be reading too much into it.

My hipster friend just told me, “I’m going to start using my dictaphone.”

I said, “Why don’t you use your fingers like normal people?”

Frantic buisnessman

I was making voice notes yesterday, when a frantic buisnessman rushed over and said
"Quick can I use your dictaphone"
I said "NO use your finger like everyone else"

Hard to find good help nowadays

A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Can I use your Dictaphone?"
He says, "No, dial with your finger like everyone else."

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