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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me ...

Murder scene.

Sgt. Porker: This seems racially motivated.

Det. Ective: Hate crime?

Sgt. Porker: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.

My kid swallowed something...

Called the doctor. He said I should go to the emergency room immediately. It was det ergent.

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