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Derrick Rose Jokes

Derrick Rose learned his old coach passed away

Derrick's old coach had given him his first pair of sneakers all those years ago and he still remembers that as his first step towards elevating him to his level today. In memory of his old coach, Derrick just donated a thousand pairs of sneakers to kids who can't afford them.

And that's how ...

My friend recently got divorced because his wife was a bulls fan and he was a pistons fan

When I asked him how that could possibly affect their relationship, he replied, "Hey, at least it lasted longer than Derrick Rose's prime."

I suddenly understood why his wife was the one who wanted the divorce.

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Oral Exam

Two blondes failed math class and have to take an oral exam with the professor. The prof asks the first blonde:

"You are travelling in a train and it is very hot, what do you do?"

"I open the window."

"Great. The train is travelling north-east at 80 miles per hour, and a wind bl...

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