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Deadly Weapon Jokes

What is an office ninja's most deadly weapon?

The element of supplies

What do you call a molecule of sodium carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon

How did the pepper end up getting killed?

A salt with deadly weapon

Doctor joke

Two doctors mortally offend each other and resolve to fight a duel. But they have no clue about the traditional dueling weapons -- swords, pistols, etc. After some thought, they decide to use the most deadly weapon of which each is an undoubted expert: They exchange prescriptions.

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