I can cut a dead tree in half just by looking at it
I saw it with my own eyes
What does a mute dog and a dead tree have in common?
There’s no bark.
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A wife asks her husband to buy a guard dog for their house.
The husband goes to the pet store and asks the clerk for a guard dog.
"I'm sorry," says the clerk. "We're all out of guard dogs. But we do have a guard cat."
"A guard cat?" says the confused husband.
"Yes," replies the clerk. "Allow me to explain." He puts a carpet on the floor ...
A college freshman is trying out for the college football team.
"Can you run fast?" asks the coach. In response, the freshman runs along the length of the field in just over twelve seconds.
"Can you tackle?" asks the coach. In response, the freshman tackles a large dead tree and reduces it to a pile of sawdust.
"Can you pass the football?" asks the...
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