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Assad Jokes

All joking assad

Thing are getting pretty syrias

What did general Custer and Assad both say to their men?

WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE TOMAHAWKS COME FROM??

Bashar Assad died. He went to heaven.

But St. Peter did not find him on the lists and did not let him into the gate. The sad Assad descended into Hell. There he met the Devil, who was very glad.

"It's so great that you came. We have a real mess here. I really need a good administrator. You will bring order to hell.

Bashar ...

What is Bashar al-Assad's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad

One day Vladimir Putin met Bashar al-Assad. The conversation turned to America.

Assad: Hey Vlad, what's the difference between America and a carton of yogurt?

Putin: I don't know, what?

Assad: If you leave a carton of yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.

Our baby's new nickname is Assad...

..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

Apparently the US government has to choose between supporting ISIS and the al-Assad regime...

I think that's called getting caught between Iraq and a hard place.

If Syria had a Dr. Phil show, do you think the unruly teen girl would say

Gas me Assad how bow dah?

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Three leaders of nations are on a plane...

Barack Obama, Shinzo Abe (PM of Japan), and Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian president) are cruising in Air Force One. As they're flying over the US, Barack turns to the other two and says "This is how much I love my people" and throws a quarter out of the plane.
When they're over Japan, Shinzo says "Wel...

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