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Vedder Jokes

Pearl Jam tried to warn us about Ticketmaster in the Nineties. We didn't listen.

Probably because we couldn't understand what Eddie Vedder was saying.

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Hey, man, know why Eddie Vedder put margarine on his toast?

He can't find the butter, man.

Pearl Jam have had to cancel some gigs in Europe after Eddie Vedder experienced some issues with his throat.

The band tried to source a temporary replacement vocalist, but they can’t find a better man.

Eddie Vedder's LED lamp bulb stops working...

He goes out to buy some replacements, and sees that the colour options available consist of blue and yellow.

After testing both colours of bulb on his lamp, he decides that he likes the yellow LED better.

What does Eddie Vedder like to wear to bed?

his pearl jammies of course!

I heard Eddie Vedder hates every insurance mascot out there...

Even Flo.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument.

nobody knows why.

I went and saw Pearl Jam and I thought to myself...

This couldn’t get Eddie Vedder

To cheer me up my fiancee got me tickets to Pearl Jam.

But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder

Pearl Jam's "Alive" song just came on the radio...

You don't gotta rub it in Eddie Vedder.

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