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Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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Hear about the professor who was famous for criticising hippopotami?

He was very hippo-critical.

Before criticising someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, once you criticise them , you're a mile away and have new shoes

I wanted to make a joke criticising YouTube and how ridiculous it's gotten in there

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Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile.

When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

My friend is the most average person on the planet yet he loves to go around judging and criticising other people

He's really mean

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Mr Wright (Slightly NSFW)

Read this a while ago, still probably my favourite joke, and felt I should share it for those who haven't seen it before.
A lawyer gets home after a long trial in which it was decided his client-Mr Wright-would be hanged later that night. He is greeted at the door by his wife.
"You're home lat...

Dear Belarusian President Lukashenko

my mother-in-law is taking the next Ryanair flight number 1268 from Paris to Moscow and will be flying over your territory at around 8pm. I distinctly heard her criticising your regime this Sunday at the dinner table. You are welcome.


Ps: not my joke, translated from french

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Who is the Boss ?

In an official delegates meeting of a so and so company Boss of that company decided to fire mrs.X in the upcoming 25th anniversary that is after 2 days.

So at the day of an anniversary. Somehow from the inside information got leaked and Mrs.X came to know about that at the beginning of the a...

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