Criticised Jokes - 6 Hilarious Criticised Jokes

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What is a profession that begins with “P”, is often criticised, and is known for fucking people and taking their money?

Politician.

A gun company has been criticised after bringing out a pistol covered in Lego

The manufacturer says it's perfectly safe, unless you step on it in bare feet.

Did you hear about the Judge that criticised Putin?

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I heard that R Kelly criticised Justin Bieber's music.

He pissed off a lot of little girls.

Three men were sitting in a prison cell in Moscow in 1937

They talked about what they had been arrested for

"I praised comrade Petrov" said the second.

"I criticised comrade Petrov" said the first man.

"I *am* comrade Petrov" said the third.

Three Russians are in a gulag...

The first man asks the second, "So, why are you here?"

The second man replies, "I'm here because I criticised the former Premier"

The first man is confused and says, "that's strange; I'm here because I spoke out in *favour* of the former Premier"

They then turn to the third man ...

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