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Tear Drop Jokes

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Jamaican guy gets invited to an emotion themed fancy dress party (terrible joke I liked when I was younger)

People start arriving before him, first is Sally who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in blue, with tear drops inked on her face. "Ah Sally nice costume, you are clearly sadness, come on in and get yourself a drink."

Next up is Andy, who knocks on the door dressed head to toe in red, wi...

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There was a party.

Everyone had to come dressed as an emotion. There was the one dude in red covered in blood, and he was anger. There was another dressed in blue with tear drops drawn on his face, and he was sadness. Then there was a dude who was but naked with a pear tied to the end of his dick. Everyone said, " Wha...

There was three brothers: Little Tear, Little Feather and Little Brick

One day, Little Tear asked their mom:




— Mommy, why I’m called ‘Little Tear’?

Then Mom said:

— That’s because when you were born, a tear dropped in your head.



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So Little Feather asked:

— And why I’m called like that?
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