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Cooking Shows Jokes

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Honey…you’d think from watching all those cooking shows you’d know how to cook.

Husband…you’d think from watching all that porn you’d know how to…..

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Cooking shows...

A man walks into his living room and sees his wife watching a cooking show.

He says, "Why are you watching a cooking show? You don't know how to cook!"

and she says "Well... you watch porn..."

My wife has been watching a lot of those competitive cooking shows and it is really inspiring her…

She now critiques everything I cook for her.

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A husband walks in and finds his wife watching a cooking show

He asked “Why do you watch all these cooking shows? It doesn’t seem to have improved your cooking at all!”
The wife turns and looks at her husband and answered “I thought the same thing about you watching porn."

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What is a pansexuals favorite kind of show?

Cooking shows

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