UPJOKE
vladimir leninmarxismchinapeople's dailycommunismunited frontli dazhaoxi jinpingthree representsmao zedongdeng xiaopingsocialist statesocial democracymanchuriavanguard party

Chinese Communist Jokes

What does a romantic bachelor and The Chinese Communist Party have in common?

They will both steal your heart.

What do Chinese Communists say instead of “lol”?

L-MAO.

Help my cat is a Chinese communist!

It keeps talking about Mao

I'm beginning to suspect my cat is secretly a Chinese communist.

All she ever talks about is Mao.

What does a Chinese communist revolutionary do after hearing a good joke?

L Mao

I think my cat might be a Chinese communist...

He won’t stop talking about this guy called ‘Mao’.

Free speech in China

Here is a joke I posted on r/Sino that got me banned from there:

A liberal Western bourgeois bohemian meets with a capitalist Chinese Maoist Communist in a bar. The Western liberal brags to the Chinese communist that in her country, she has so much free speech that she can stream videos to m...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.