Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down?
They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.
What if someone were to steal the Large Hadron Collider?
It would be a matter of 'great con-CERN'.
Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.
They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"
It replys "I'm positive."
Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail?
Because he was a mass murderer
LHC (Large Hadron Collider)
When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.
Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?
Because it's hard to discern.
What do two atoms argue in the hadron collider?
Higg no rants
I just found out about this underground science ring
It's called the Large Hadron Collider
Yo momma's so fat,
she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop.
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