Codgers Jokes

The first says that it's a beautiful day.

The second agrees and says, "A day like this make me feel like I want to make love to Scarlett Johansson again."

The first is blown away. "Are you saying you have made love to Scarlett Johansson?"
The second explains, "There was a magical ... read more

90 year old farmer goes to the banker for a loan to buy land. The banker has some concerns due to the old codgers age.
"What happens if you die before the loan is paid off?" The banker asks.
"I'll send you a check from heaven, because God would want all my obligations taken care of," The old f... read more