Club Penguin Jokes - 7 Hilarious Club Penguin Jokes

Why do Canadians not play club penguin

Because they club seals

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Do you know why they named it Club Penguin?

Because naming it Club Seal would've been a bit on the nose.

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Did you guys hear about the new sister game to club penguin?

Club baby seals

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A northern man goes on a date with a southern woman during his vacation to the south.

Southerner: What do you and your friends do in your free time?

Northerner: We love to play the well known game called Club Penguin. Our favorite activity is to spend hours together on the iceberg.

Southerner: I play Club Penguin too!

As the two people from different regi...

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We should stop global warming.

Club Penguin was shut down because of it.

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What do you call a dying island?

Club Penguin.

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Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks...

...he was on Club Penguin.

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