What do you call a gun loving, Christian rock band?

Guns N' Moses

Who’s your favourite Christian rock band?

Mines psalm 41

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Why does Jesus hate Christian rock?

#Because it fucking sucks.

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Shower sex is like Christian rock

It sounds exciting at first but then it's just awkward and disappointing

A new heavy metal Christian Rock band has started up.

They're called Nuns 'n' Moses

This Christian rock band is so bad...

...I want to die right now so I can complain in person.

If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul."

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