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Child Proof Jokes

You can child proof a house all you want

But they always find a way back in

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort! child proofing my house.

but the kids still get in!

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I child proofed my house yesterday.

How the fuck do they keep coming back in?

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So I recently spent some time child proofing the house.

But the little fuckers keep getting back in.

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