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Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco

Old Muslim joke.

Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco, they are hungry, they haven't eaten anything for 1 day.

Gyro sees a mosque :

- Gyro : hey it’s a mosque maybe we can ask for food.
- Giorno : we aren’t Muslims they probably won’t give us any food.
- Gyro : we can c...

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.

If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno...

...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too.

I wish I were good at telling pizza jokes

But I always botch the DiGiorno

What did the doctor say when the pregnant woman gave birth to a frozen pizza?

It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!

What’s the most important part of telling a pizza joke?

It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno

I was over a friend's house and discovered his whole family serves frozen pizza without cooking it.

I chimed in with a "haven't you people ever heard of...cooking a hot DiGiorno?"

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