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Cantor Jokes

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A Jew and a Cantor were having a chat...

A Jew and a Cantor were having a chat when the Jew said to the Cantor, "I sent my son away and he came back a Christian! What should I do?"
The Cantor replied, "Funny you should ask that, I also sent my son away and he came back a Christian too! What should we do?" After a long time thinking the...

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Yankel the Jew is walking in town one day. He is walking by the stores, admiring all the storefronts and the products they offer.

Suddenly, he notices a peculiar sign on the window of a pet store: "Talking Parrot! Can have real conversations!"
He went inside and inquired about the parrot. As he was shown the parrot, the parrot squawks, "Hello, how are you! I'm rudolph!" In near perfect english and the parrot holds out his w...

My favourite Yom Kippur joke

Last Wish

Terrorists burst into a shul (synagogue) just before Yom Kippur, demanding 20 million dollars and a jet plane in ransom.

The Governor, being a tough man, said no. The terrorists then announced that they would kill, in quick succession, 3 people. They chose the Rabbi, the Ca...

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