Bumper Sticker Jokes

I decided to follow him until I could figure out who the idiot was!

The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on my back bumper and I'm glad I did.

What an uplifting experience followed. That bumper sticker really worked!!

I found lots of people who loved Jesus.<... read more

So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.

Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road around these parts

I still miss my ex.......but my aim is improving.

I'd rather be heading.

According to my research the president should have been that one honor student.

And I thought, unless someone asked me to name the band that sings the song “Low Rider.”

‘cause he got into the regifted program.

So that everytime someone honks I can give them the finger.

If you can read this, you're driving too close.

The driver is either a really paranoid parent. Or a really clever child abductor.

...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.

It seems like a bad relationship. It's like, "this one is to commemorate my love for Steve! And this one is to commemorate the time I tried to escape from Steve...."


Credit goes to Neal Brennan

The older they are, the harder they are to get off.

A mild-mannered man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating wom... read more

...but I never drive it.

I saw a bumper sticker that said "I stand up for **GOD!**" but that dude was totally sitting in his car.

I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians.

..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.

They were doing 20 in a 30.

I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause.

That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus.

Franken Stein 2020

If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.

He helped a landscaping company succeed at hats, t-shirts and bumper sticker sales.

would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.

Apparently the "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" bumper sticker is accepted nation wide now.

I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas Edition".

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas then drive a circuit to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Brownsville, Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilen... read more