Brande Jokes - 5 Hilarious Brande Jokes

With Twitter being re-branded to “X” What do we call tweets after the change?

Excretions

"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...

Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

Did you hear about the surgeon who branded his initials on a patient's organ?

Apparently it was an inside joke

My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

My store is currently selling Marvel branded socks

Im probably not going to buy any because im sure they will make my feet all Thor.

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