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I accidentally got body spray in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

Just tried to kill a roach with Axe body spray.

Now it’s name is Brett, and he won’t shut up about CrossFit.

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TIFU by trying to kill a spider with axe body spray.

Now his name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house.

Does anyone know how long it takes until Axe Body Spray starts getting you laid?

Ive been drinking this stuff for weeks now...

Elon Musk has launched a new cologne!

Space-Axe Body Spray™

What does a Homicidal Lumberjack smell like?

Axe Body Spray

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I saw a cockroach on my floor the other day ...

I saw a cockroach on my floor the other day ...

I went to spray Raid on him but accidentally grabbed a can of Axe body spray. Now his name is Chad and he won't shut up about crossfit.

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