Bill Withers Jokes - 13 Hilarious Bill Withers Jokes

If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers

...she'd have to give up the poon.

I just spoke to Bill Withers. I told him “ain’t no sunshine” is bad grammar

He said “I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know”

Singer Bill Withers had a brother called 'Bear'

Who wrote telephone hold music.

Owning a house is like the music of Bill Withers.

When you move in it’s like “Lovely Day”, but after a few years it’s more like “Lien On Me”.

Is it too soon for a bill withers joke

Or should we wait until after bill withers

My friends keep sending me articles that Bill Withers died... I keep telling them

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

(R.I.P.)

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers

I heard there’s gonna be a new compilation CD celebrating Bill Withers’ career

It’s going to be titled No Longer Withers

My wife said, That old song by Bill Withers is really good. I said,

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know.

What did Bill Withers say when his wife told him he should help out more around the house?

I know I know I know I know I know I know

My wife's favorite song is "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers. She says so every time it's on the radio.

I reply "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers

Edit: if someone guesses the punchline change it to “rub it in the grass until its Al Green”.

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer

Get a large jar, place the duck in it and fill it up with vinegar. Then wait until it’s Bill Withers.

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