I was confused when my printer started making music
Until i realized the paper was... jamming.
Why did the Tuvan throat singer stop making music?
Because there was a drone strike.
My friends and I started a band making music about good posture.
We're called the Backstraight boys.
I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns
Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.
I saw a video on the news the other night of the former president with his hand shoved up under his arm making musical farting noises... I really enjoyed it!
I love a good Trump-pit solo!
It is a little known fact that the Dutch pioneered genetic engineering.
Back in the 80s they had genetically engineered a strain of grain that ended up making musical tones when the wind blew across it.
They trade marked it as Holland Oats.
The United Nations refused to recognize the trade mark, saying "I can't go for that, no can do."
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The horse, the cow, and the chicken[LONG]
So a horse, a cow, and a chicken live on a farm. One day their owner goes on vacation but accidentally leaves the TV on. The animals peek in the window and witness a rock concert on the TV, theyre inspired.
So the horse calls up guitar center, and asks “hey I want to learn the guitar, but the...
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