Use Me Jokes - 2 Hilarious Use Me Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Said the masochist to the sadist: "Oh hit me, hurt me, oh please just use me"

Said the sadist to the masochist: ... no

Me: excuse me ma'am, does this library have a colored printer I could use?

Librarian: sir, it's 2020. You can use any of the printers here.

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