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Let's go to Hooters!

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other’s stories.

At **age 32** they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where do you wanna go?"
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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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Lands on Mars

NASA's robot Curiosity lands on Mars. After thorough searching, it found no , no beer, no girly magazines, and no big screen TVs.

This makes it very clear, that men aren't from Mars.

Life Rules For My Son

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain’t one.

3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Act like you’ve been there before. Especially i...
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