Benidorm Jokes - 4 Hilarious Benidorm Jokes

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Three Irishmen, Mick, Sean and Paddy.

Mick: "Women are so stupid, my wife has just bought a car and she can't even drive!"

Sean: "That's nothing, my wife's on a diet and she's not even fat"

Paddy: "That's fuck all, my wife's taken 30 condoms to Benidorm for a singles holiday and she hasn't even got a cock!"

Budgie smugglers and getting girls

So about 10 year s ago , I went to Benidorm with a friend and we we’re sitting on the beach and My friend wanted to know the best way for him to get attention from the girl s

I told him to go find a pebble and put it down his budgie smugglers and walk up and down the beach for a while
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Any body got a good go to story when on a date to make them laugh … here s mine .. true story buckle up

So I went on holiday to Benidorm with my mate Paul

Now we’re on the beach , red hot day and I’m laid there getting nicely frazzled with a cold beer in one hand and an iPhone in the other hand ,watching the sun give it its best

Now ,all of a sudden my mate Paul gets up and says
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Mick, Seamus and Paddy are chatting about how stupid their wives are

Mick says *“women are so stupid, my wife is on some stupid diet but she’s not even fat”*
 

Seamus goes *“you think that’s stupid, my wife has gone and bought a car, she hasn’t even got a licence”*
 

So Paddy pipes up *“fellas that’s fucking nothing, my wife is t...

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