Ben Franklin Jokes - 4 Hilarious Ben Franklin Jokes

Hi! I'm Ben Franklin and this is Jackass!

\*Flies a kite in a thunder storm\*

How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?

President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I just got a tattoo of Ben Franklin on my dick

Because my girlfriend knows how to blow a hundred bucks.

(for our non-American friends, Ben Franklin's face is on the US $100 bill)

Jenny: wow, Mr. Daniels, you must be old enough to have known Moses!

Mr. Daniels: No, Jenny, I am not! It wasn't funny when Ben Franklin said it, and it's not funny when you say it!

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