What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist?

A large pizza can feed a family of four!

Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door?

Because they don't know when to come in.

A horse is sitting at home, bored, watching MTV...

He's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"

The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says the horse.

"Sure," says the ...

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