He travels to Thebes to consult the blind prophet Tiresias and asks him, "What does my future hold?"
Tiresias thinks quietly for a time and answers, "First you'll murder your father."
Oedipus is shocked to hear that he'll become a killer, but there must be more to his fate.
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Inspired by a u/Goshfather writing prompts response
Kotopoulos and Alogos are sitting in a bar in ancient Thebes. Kotopoulos is speaking to his friend saying, “...So I’m looking both ways, and getting ready to cross the street, when all of a sudden—hey, Alogos! Why the long face? I’m tryina tell a story here!”
Suddenly the man sitting on the o...
Why do Greeks hate Halloween?
...it gives them the heebee-Thebes.