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Air Mattress Jokes

I can't believe how much more expensive air mattresses are than regular mattresses.

How do they justify these inflated prices?

I offered my old air mattress to a homeless guy today.

He got real excited, until i also offered him my air guitar

I offered to get my old air mattress for a homeless guy the other day.

Thanks! He replied enthusiastucally. I then told him id throw in my air guitar aswell as I walked away laughing.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I saw a bum laying on the pavement....

... and I asked "Would you like me to give you an air mattress?"
"Yes, please", he smiled.
"Here you go", I said, "and you can have this air guitar as well."

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